You are a Geek if…

The signs of you turning into a Geek.

1. You collect funny SPAM messages…
2. All of the software on your computer is open source. And you compiled it all yourself, and contributed code to at least half of them.
3. Your household ratio of computers to humans is at least 4:1…
4. You spend Friday nights on IRC discussing the merits of token rewards over Ethernet…
5. You talk to your computers, not because you’re bored, but because you’re afraid they might be…
6. You want your 21″ monitor to be buried with you…
7. You can hold conversations in Perl…
8. You can understand OpenOffice.org’s source code in its entirety…
9. You have a gigantic box of spare cables that you never use…
10. You have lost most of your social abilities…
11. You consider “geek” a complement…
12. At your wedding, your first dance with your spouse is to “White and Nerdy” by Weird Al…
13. You walk down the isle at your wedding to “Imperial March from Star Wars…
14. You have over 30 email accounts and check them all regularly…
15. You understand computers better than people…
16. You’ve used Greek letters in classrooms and know they’re not just used for Fraternity houses…
17. There are two girls in lecture and that’s normal…
18. You can’t log-in to UNIX and you become “damaged goods.”
19. You know what “http://” stands for…
20. When someone says “organized sports” you think LAN party…