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Lunch the Microsoft Way
Patron:Waiter!
Waiter:Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support
Waiter.What seems to be the problem?
Patron:There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter:Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron:No, it's still there.
Waiter:Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with
a fork instead.
Patron:Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter:Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of
bowl are you using?
Patron:A soup bowl!
Waiter:Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how
was the bowl set up?
Patron:You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with
the fly in my soup?!
Waiter:Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the
fly in your soup?
Patron:I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter:Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron:You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter:Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron:Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter:The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron:Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running
late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter:Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron:This is potato soup.
Waiter:Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron:Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron:Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50
Access to Support $1.00
Total $8.50 + Tax
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