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All Joke Categories More Jokes about Relationships Rest in peace The husband died and the wife didn't know how much money he had left her. She knew he had a lot saved, but she had never known the amount. She didn't have much money of her own, but she spent most of it on a very beautiful tombstone for him with the words "Rest In Peace" engraved on it. Later they read the husband's will and she found he had left her very little, but left most of it to his secretary. The wife was furious, and called the tombstone company and asked them to change the inscription. They said it would cost a lot of money since they would have to make a complete new one. "But," the salesman added, "we could add some words to the existing words?" 'That's fine," the widow said. "To the words 'Rest In Peace' add 'Until I Come.' "
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