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All Joke Categories More Jokes about Relationships Old couple from Texas An old couple from Texas took a trip to the East. The wife couldn't hear very well, and was doing all the driving. They stopped for gas and the man at the old-fashioned gas pump said, "This is the fanciest car I have ever seen, what kind is it?" The husband told him it was a Mercedes. The hard-of-hearing wife said, "What did he say?" The husband told her he wanted to know what kind of car they drove. The man at the pump said, "Where are you folks from?" The husband told him they were from Cross Plaines, Texas. The wife said, "What did he say?" "He wanted to know where we were from," said the husband. The man at the pump said, "Cross Plaines why that's the town where I met a woman long ago, and she was the meanest woman I have ever met. Man, she was ornery. What a woman." The wife said, "What did he say?" The husband said, "He said he knew your sister?"
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