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All Joke Categories More Jokes about Relationships Getting a Date A man-about-town was sitting in the barber's chair having a shave and manicure. "You're cute," he said to the pretty young manicurist. "How about a date tonight?" The manicurist smiled and said, "I'm sorry, but you see, I'm married." "Big deal," said the man-about-town. "Phone the bum and tell him you'll be ho me late tonight." "You tell him," said the manicurist sweetly. "He's shaving you."
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