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Evil Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a
donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in
charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least
$500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to
give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did
our research also show that my mother is dying after a long
illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual
income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no."

"--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined
to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer
out an apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's
husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in
indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I
had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--so if I don't
give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!?"

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