A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York to repair a
leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that
the woman was quite beautiful and during the course of the
afternoon the two became extremely friendly. About 5:30 p.m. the
phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone.
"He's on
his way home, but is going back to the office around 8. Come back
then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On
my
own time?"
