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We Got An Opening For Someone Like You

I went on a job interview the other day. Now I'm not really
looking for another job, but it doesn't hurt to see what's out
there. I saw a great one in the paper with much higher pay then
what I was getting. However, I was't really qualified but I
decided to apply anyway. A week later, I became very excited
when I was called in for an interview.

Realizing that I didn't submit a resume when I filled out the
application, I brought a copy with me to the interview. My
prospective employer asked a few questions then read through my
resume. After a few anxious moments as I sat in silence waiting
for him to finish reading, he put down my resume.

He looked up at me and said, "We have an opening for someone like
you."

"Really?" I replied excitedly. "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"

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