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Crusty Old Man Getting Hassled At The Bank

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the
window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account
now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation. They both return and the manager
asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking
account in this damn bank, okay?"

"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard
time?"

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