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25 Ways To Cope With Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at once. 2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have
other 5. Make a list of things to do that you've already done. 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to 8. Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals. 9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from 10. Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear
on 11. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead. 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next 13. Buy a subscription of "Sleezoid Weekly" and send it
to your 14. Pay your electric bill in pennies. 15. Drive to work in reverse. 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 17. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and let
him/her 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg. 19. Polish your car with ear wax. 20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. 21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril. 23. Write a short story using alphabet soup. 24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend 25. Make up a language and ask people for directions. Bonus. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and place it
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